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Genesis x ChatGPT image Genesis x ChatGPT

2025-04-01 12:00:00 +0000

What really happened at the beginning of Genesis...?

Prompt 1: Let There Be Light

Prompt

“Let there be light”

[ChatGPT]:

Generating photons...
Initializing electromagnetic spectrum...
Light deployed.

God: “And there was light. Nice.”


Prompt 2: Separate Light from Darkness

Prompt

“Divide the light from the darkness”

[ChatGPT]:

Creating variable: light = "Day"
Creating variable: dark = "Night"
Setting time cycle = 24hr
Day and Night established.

God: “It’s got a rhythm now.”


Prompt 3: Let There Be a Firmament

Prompt

“Let there be a firmament to divide the waters”

[ChatGPT]:

Creating atmosphere...
Partitioning: waters_above | waters_below
Labeling firmament: "Heaven"
Sky added to scene.

God: “Looking breathable.”


Prompt 4: Let Dry Land Appear

Prompt

“Let the dry land appear”

[ChatGPT]:

Lowering sea level...
Rendering terrain: continents, valleys, mountains
Naming: dry land = Earth, waters = Seas
Earth terrain deployed.

God: “This needs trees.”


Prompt 5: Let the Earth Bring Forth Life

Prompt

“Let the earth bring forth grass, herbs, fruit trees”

[ChatGPT]:

Spawning flora...
Randomizing seed types...
Creating fruit logic: "each bearing seed after its kind"
Vegetation online.

God: “Very aesthetic. I’m impressed.”


See also: Genesis Patch Log: The Serpent Incident


System Status: Creation process complete. Awaiting user feedback.


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