Team Lead: “You ignored 1,048,576 warning pings.”
Uriel: “None were marked critical.”
Apathetic, undercaffeinated, and somehow still keeping Heaven’s CI/CD alive.
A parody universe blending humor, tech, religious themes and lore with DevOps culture.
Performance Review: Uriel-404
2025-04-05 00:00:00 +0000
Team Lead: “You ignored 1,048,576 warning pings.”
Uriel: “None were marked critical.”
Apathetic, undercaffeinated, and somehow still keeping Heaven’s CI/CD alive.
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