The 12 DevEvangelists
Team: Kingdom Startup v1.0 — Founder: Jesus of Nazareth
| Name | Role | Specialization | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Peter | Lead Dev (“The Rock”) | Leadership, backend stability | Denied access 3x but got reinstated. |
| James (Zebedee) | Security Ops Lead | Spiritual firewall, thunder logs | Called “Son of Thunder.” |
| John | Frontend UX + Docs | Love-centered design, apoc. API | Authored Gospel + Revelation. |
| Andrew | Recruiter | Outreach, demo distribution | First follower. |
| Philip | QA Tester | Realism checks | Asks for visible proofs. |
| Bartholomew | UI Optimizer | Quiet, clean code | Subtle, powerful contributor. |
| Matthew | Finance + API Logs | Tax system migration | Turned IRS data holy. |
| Thomas | Security Analyst | Doubt resolution | Required multi-factor belief. |
| James (Alphaeus) | Silent Contributor | Background ops | Low profile, essential. |
| Thaddeus (Jude) | Support & Dev Relations | Comfort responses | Mis-ID’d as Judas often. |
| Simon (Zealot) | Legacy System Remover | Radical feature shifts | Aggressive early reformer. |
| Judas Iscariot | DevOps (Terminated) | Funds, backdoor exploits | Caused fatal merge conflict. |