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#celestial-ops
Uriel-404 [08:41]
Hey, anyone else seeing the Jericho perimeter breach in the logs?
Seraphina [08:42]
Confirmed. Trumpet triggers fired prematurely. Looks like a false positive.
Uriel-404 [08:43]
Joshua’s automation again?
Seraphina [08:43]
He’s still using the legacy HornOfJericho.js script… with no debounce.
Uriel-404 [08:44]
Classic. How many walls down?
Seraphina [08:44]
Six so far. Seventh is teetering.
Uriel-404 [08:45]
Patch deployed. Rolled back the blast wave via miracle rollback protocol.
Seraphina [08:46]
Residents are... confused. One guy thought the rapture started early.
Uriel-404 [08:47]
Great. Looping in PR.
“Another day in divine ops.”