Try not to panic..
Channel: #celestial-support
Michael [09:02]
Hey Uriel. We have a situation. The walls of Jericho just… fell.
Uriel [09:03]
Were the trumpet filters still disabled?
Michael [09:04]
They walked around the perimeter seven times, then blasted horns. Total structural collapse.
Uriel [09:05]
sigh That was in the CVE bulletin from the last millennium. Echo buffer overflow.
Michael [09:06]
Can we roll back the infrastructure?
Uriel [09:07]
Attempting restore from Jericho.snapshot.1057.BC…
Uriel [09:08]
(10%) (27%) (53%) – ERROR: Integrity Check Failed. Too Much Trumpet.
Michael [09:09]
What’s the fallback plan?
Uriel [09:10]
Log it as ‘divinely unsalvageable’. I’ll file a cosmic CVE.
Uriel [09:11]
JerichoWall v3.2 was never designed for harmonic warfare.
Michael [09:12]
We need a patch for future fortifications.
Uriel [09:13]
I’ll issue a hardening advisory. Deploy AngelWall v4.0 with acoustic dampening runes.
Michael [09:14]
You’re the best, Uriel.
Uriel [09:15]
I know.