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Genesis x ChatGPT: Babel Sequel image Genesis x ChatGPT: Babel Sequel

2025-04-10 00:00:00 +0000

💡 It was a good idea, in theory…

babel_build.log  Tower Deployment Attempt

> GOD: Let us build a single language to unify all developers.

> npx create-tower --lang typescript

[INFO] Initializing heavenly architecture...
[INFO] Type safety enabled.
[INFO] Dev environment: Eden v0.1
[SUCCESS] Babel scaffolding complete.

> HUMANITY: What if we just used JavaScript?

> npm install babel babel-loader babelify @babel/core @babel/plugin-transform-runtime

[WARNING] Babel config overload detected.
[ERROR] Languages diverging.

[FORK] Frameworks spawned: Angular, React, Svelte, Vue, Ember, Solid, Alpine, jQuery (!)

> GOD: They can no longer understand one anothers imports.

> babel.confusion++

[CRITICAL] Merge conflict in heaven and earth.
[ACTION] Scattering developers across codebases...

[OUTPUT] // undefined

CRITICAL: Merge conflict in heaven and earth.
ACTION: Scattering developers across codebases…


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