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Ten Commandments: API Integration v1.0 image Ten Commandments: API Integration v1.0

2025-04-14 00:00:00 +0000

POST /commandments/v1/init
Authorization: Bearer divine-token

Response:
{
  "status": "etched_in_stone",
  "delivery_method": "tablets",
  "carrier": "moses"
}

Endpoint Reference

1. /god/recognize

POST /god/recognize
Body: { "priority": "highest" }
Description: Register Yahweh as your primary provider. No multi-tenancy.

2. /god/image/render

POST /god/image/render
Error: 403 Forbidden
Description: No unauthorized renderings. Assets must remain invisible.

3. /god/name/use

POST /god/name/use
Validation: context == "holy"
Description: Prohibited in exceptions, logs, or profanity handlers.

4. /sabbath/observe

POST /sabbath/observe
Schedule: 7-day rolling window
Action: `rest()`
Description: Essential for mental uptime and spiritual garbage collection.

5. /parents/honor

PATCH /parents/respect
Body: { "tone": "reverent" }
Description: Ensures long uptime in PromisedLand OS.

6. /user/terminate

DELETE /user/:id
Response: 401 Unauthorized
Description: Thou shalt not kill threads or users.

7. /covenant/violate

POST /covenant/violate
Status: 403 Forbidden
Description: Adultery triggers moral panic and legal rollback.

8. /asset/theft

GET /asset/:id
Authorization: must_own
Description: Thou shalt not clone, steal, or access unauthorized data.

9. /truth/bear-false

POST /testimony
Validation: must_be_true()
Description: Lying under oath raises exception: `SinException`

10. /neighbor/envy

GET /neighbor/assets
Response: 200 OK
Warning: Comparison is disabled by divine design.

Note: These endpoints are immutable. Changes must be submitted via /wilderness/feedback and will be reviewed over 40 years.


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