SYSTEM MIGRATION REPORT / CALENDAR_PIPELINE_MESSIAH_OS
LegacySource: /calendar/legacy_pagan.ics
TargetSystem: /calendar/divine_messiah_os.ics
Status: Migration completed with overrides
TRANSFORMATION MAP
| Legacy Holiday | Migrated As | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Saturnalia | Christmas | Wrapped with nativity narrative. Snow optional. |
| Yule | Advent | Yule logs deprecated; use JoyProviderService. |
| Ostara | Easter | Bunny module retained for backward compatibility. |
| Lupercalia | Valentine’s Day | Purged rituals. Chocolate dependency injected. |
| Samhain | All Saints’ Day | Spirits renamed. GhostHandler sanitized. |
#celestial-calendar-dev
st.peter [09:03]
Anyone else notice our Easter eggs are literally from a fertility rite?
uriel-404 [09:04]
Yup. Wrapped in resurrection() decorator. Leave it.
st.peter [09:05]
Valentine’s Day smells like Lupercalia with a sugar glaze.
uriel-404 [09:06]
We rerouted the sacrifices into flower delivery microservices. It’s fine.
seraphina [09:08]
What about Yule?
uriel-404 [09:08]
Obsolete. Replaced by Advent candles and sanctioned Spotify playlists.
st.peter [09:10]
I found a mistletoe exploit.
uriel-404 [09:11]
Patch it. And add a toggle for kissing permissions.
Migration Summary:
- 🎄 Most rituals were successfully rewrapped.
- 🕯️ Deprecated modules archived in
/legacy/symbols/ - 🧠 Uriel suggests calendar audits only occur once per epoch.
“They changed the names, not the scheduler.” — uriel-404