Refactoring the Pagan Modules

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// legacy.pagan.baal.FireSacrificeService
public class FireSacrificeService {

    public boolean acceptOffering(Human human, Animal animal) {
        if (!animal.isAlive() || animal.isSacred()) {
            throw new ForbiddenOfferingException("The gods are angered.");
        }
        ignite(animal);
        summonPriest(human);
        return true;
    }
}

Audit Notes:

No logging or audit trail.
Method ignite() is hardcoded. Use FireInvokerStrategy instead.
Does not comply with MercyComplianceInterface.

// legacy.pagan.zeus.LightningDispatcher
public void throwLightning(String target) {
    if (target.equals("mortals")) {
        System.out.println("⚡ Divine Wrath Triggered ⚡");
    }
}

Audit Notes:

No rate limiting.
Suggest replacing with /smite/{id} endpoint.
Refactor as a PunishmentHandler, and delegate to JusticeService.

// legacy.pagan.odin.KnowledgeStream
public String accessWisdom(boolean sacrificeEye) {
    if (!sacrificeEye) {
        throw new AccessDeniedException("Incomplete price for wisdom.");
    }
    return "Runes Decoded.";
}

Audit Notes:

Eye-based authentication is deprecated.
Replace with FaithToken auth layer.
Wisdom module is not GDPR compliant.

Integration Plan

// Proposed Adapter
class PaganAdapter implements DivineModule {
  constructor(private legacyModule: any) {}

  cleanse() {
    this.legacyModule = null;
    console.log("Module deprecated and archived.");
  }
}

Status:
Modules archived. Audit logged to /eternal/logs/uriel-refactor.log
PR opened for MessiahOS v2.0