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2025-04-17 12:00:00 +0000

šŸ’¬ Slack Thread #messiah-core

peter [21:12]
Can we talk about what just happened?

john [21:13]
Still trying to process the ā€œone of you will betray meā€ drop…

thomas [21:14]
I thought that was metaphorical. Was that not metaphorical?

judas [21:15]
It’s complicated.

jesus [21:15]
It’s literal.

andrew [21:16]
The bread was amazing, though.

peter [21:17]
I panicked. I said I didn’t know him. That was BEFORE the rooster even logged in.

jesus [21:17]
I timestamped the prophecy.

judas [21:18]
So is this like… a soft fork? Or am I out?

jesus [21:18]
You handed off the credentials, Judas.

judas [21:19]
There was silver! And pressure! And I thought we were agile!

john [21:20]
You stood up mid-meal and rage quit. It wasn’t agile.

thomas [21:21]
Wait, are we not meeting again tomorrow?

jesus [21:22]
Tomorrow is… complicated. I’ll be offline by morning.

peter [21:23]
I’m gonna fix this. I swear. Just point me to the repo.

jesus [21:24]
It’s already been pushed. The merge is coming.


Final status: supper.log archived, repo sealed, prophecy pipeline initialized.


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