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Mandatory Onsite: The Last Supper image Mandatory Onsite: The Last Supper

2025-04-17 10:00:00 +0000

📅 Calendar Invite

Event: MessiahOS Q1 Offsite – Final Alignment Supper
Location: Upper Room, Jerusalem Campus
Time: Thursday, 7:00 PM (pre-crucifixion window)
Mandatory: YES

Attendees:


🧾 Meeting Agenda

1. Bread & Wine Refactoring Ceremony (led by jesus@messiah.dev)
2. Betrayal Forecasting (Judas status: pending...)
3. Footwashing Policy — HR requires clarification
4. Final Deployment Strategy: Crucifixion → Resurrection pipeline
5. Guest Contributor Access — denied to Roman agents

💬 Slack Thread #messiah-core

jesus [18:12]
Meeting tonight. Upper room. Bring your whole selves.

peter [18:13]
I’ll bring bread. I won’t deny this meeting happens.

judas [18:14]
Running late. Had an ops sync… unrelated.

thomas [18:15]
Is this the real final supper or is there a follow-up calendar hold?

jesus [18:16]
This is the one. After this, I go into silent mode.

john [18:17]
Can confirm… love the energy.

jesus [18:18]
One of you is going to backstab the repo.

judas [18:18]
lol why me tho?


🍷 Notes from the Table

“Do this in memory of me.” – jesus@messiah.dev


#betrayal #jesus #judas #lastsupper #messiahos #peter #teamonsite #thomas #john

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