#celestial-ops Slack thread starts - Timestamp: 9:42 AM Eternity Time
@uriel-404:
Metatron, we need to talk. Again.
This is the sixth time this aeon you’ve updated the documentation for the documentation.
I just spent 3 hours reading your “README_README_FINAL_FINAL_v3.md”.
@metatron:
Clarity is sacred, Uriel.
I’m merely ensuring that every line of code is preceded by its historical context, theological impact, and celestial justification.
Would you like a link to the changelog summary?
@uriel-404:
I already read the changelog summary.
It linked to a 47-page scroll titled “Why We Changed the Font in Section 2.1.1-b”.
@michael.ops:
Hah! I tried printing it once. The printer dematerialized out of frustration.
@uriel-404:
Half our infra alerts are now just recursive doc reference loops.
I opened an incident ticket and it redirected me to “See Appendix C: Handling Appendix Loops”.
@gabriel.devrel:
Metatron, you’re documenting faster than the universe can generate bugs.
@metatron:
Is it my fault the ineffable plan includes nested config files?
@uriel-404:
If I find one more .meta.meta.yaml file I swear I’m unplugging the Ark.
@raphael.healer:
Uriel, deep breaths. Try that breathing protocol I sent. Or scream into the void—whatever helps.
@uriel-404:
I did. The void sent back a 404.
@metatron:
If it helps, I’ve just created a flowchart titled “How Not to Lose Your Sanity in the Docs”.
It’s only 12 layers deep.
@uriel-404:
… I’m muting you for one eternity cycle. auto-response activated: “Your sysadmin is currently in a divine timeout.”