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2025-04-24 10:00:00 +0000

> INCIDENT: TEMPTATION PENETRATION TEST - INITIATION CYCLE 0033

Context:
Prototype Messiah entered the desert for a 40-day system hardening sequence.

Red team agent “Satan” deployed to simulate social engineering attacks under high-stress conditions.


> Vector 1: Resource Hijacking

satan.attempt("If you are the Son of God, turn these stones into bread.")

Response: Immutable dependency rejection. System remained fasted.
Uriel-404: “User resisted unauthorized provisioning via hunger-based override.”


> Vector 2: Elevation via Reckless Invocation

satan.attempt("Throw yourself down, angels will catch you.")

Response: Refused to invoke divine error handling without cause.
Uriel-404: “Exception catching refused. Logs show awareness of test environment.”


> Vector 3: Bribery via Root Access

satan.attempt("All kingdoms can be yours if you worship me.")

Response: Integrity module locked. No compromise.
Uriel-404: “Root access denied. User maintained privilege separation.”


> Final Status:
System remained uncompromised. Threat actor disconnected after failed escalation.
Incident tagged as: temptation.redteam.pentest.0033

// End Report


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