A peek inside the Catholicism fork..
// The "Communion Protocol" is a sacred ritual implemented in TypeScript, ensuring proper synchronization with the Holy Spirit through bread and wine.
import { DivineAPI } from "heaven-sdk";
function commune(user: User) {
if (!user.redeemed) {
DivineAPI.logEvent("AccessDenied", { user: user.name });
throw new Error("AccessDenied"); // Only redeemed users can access the protocol
}
receiveBody(user); // Receive the bread
receiveBlood(user); // Receive the wine
syncWithSpirit(user); // Final step: sync with the Holy Spirit
}
function receiveBody(user: User) {
const bread = DivineAPI.fetchSacrament("bread");
user.bread = bread;
console.log(`Received: ${bread}`);
}
function receiveBlood(user: User) {
const wine = DivineAPI.fetchSacrament("wine");
user.wine = wine;
console.log(`Received: ${wine}`);
}
function syncWithSpirit(user: User) {
console.log(`Syncing ${user.name} with the Holy Spirit...`);
const syncStatus = DivineAPI.syncUserWithSpirit(user.id);
if (syncStatus.success) {
console.log("Sync complete. Welcome to the divine network.");
} else {
console.error("Sync failed. Please check your faith configuration.");
}
}
Info: the Communion Protocol is sacred. Ensure all users are properly redeemed before initiating the ritual!
Warning: Unauthorized access to the Communion Protocol may result in eternal exceptions. Proceed with reverence!