BUG REPORT: Oceanic Routing Node - Atlantic/33°N 71°W
ISSUE: Persistent teleportation, signal loss, and temporal desync.
SUMMARY:
The Bermuda Triangle is a legacy debug zone marked DO_NOT_TOUCH. A junior angel commented out that warning during a cleanup script in 1702.
LOG THREAD:
Uriel-404:
“That’s not a region, it’s a looped stack trace with ocean around it.”
Raphael:
“The last recovery team never clocked out. One of them’s now a weather pattern.”
TEMP FIXES:
- Re-enabled cosmic boundary markers.
- Decreased probability of aircraft spawning over affected region.
- Escalated to Quantum Anomalies Taskforce.
STATUS: Triaged. Marked as “Unresolvable but fun.”