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wisdom.solomon: Arbitration Microservice v1.0 image wisdom.solomon: Arbitration Microservice v1.0

2025-05-03 10:00:00 +0000

The wisdom.solomon microservice is a cutting-edge arbitration system

// wisdom.solomon - Arbitration Microservice
// Handles disputed claims over shared instances.

POST /arbitrate/dispute

Request:
{
  claimantA: "user_hagar",
  claimantB: "user_sarai",
  resource: "child_instance_457",
  context: "shared lineage conflict"
}

Response:
{
  resolution: "propose split",
  rationale: "observe ethical recoil",
  override_path: "/mercy/manual-review"
}

Decision Flow Reference (TypeScript)

interface DisputeCase {
  claimantA: string;
  claimantB: string;
  resource: string;
  context?: string;
}

function resolveDispute(case: DisputeCase): string {
  console.log(`[INFO] Resolving dispute over ${case.resource} between ${case.claimantA} and ${case.claimantB}.`);

  if (claimantReactsViolently(case.claimantA)) {
    console.log(`[DECISION] Awarding ${case.resource} to ${case.claimantB}.`);
    return case.claimantB;
  }
  if (claimantReactsViolently(case.claimantB)) {
    console.log(`[DECISION] Awarding ${case.resource} to ${case.claimantA}.`);
    return case.claimantA;
  }

  console.log(`[DECISION] Proposing split of ${case.resource}. Ethical trap initiated.`);
  return "split-resource"; // initiate ethical trap
}

Execution Output

> ts-node wisdom.solomon.ts

[INFO] Resolving dispute over child_instance_457 between user_hagar and user_sarai.
[DECISION] Proposing split of child_instance_457. Ethical trap initiated.

wisdom.solomon System Notes


Note:


#solomon #typescript #api #arbitration #ethics #conflict-resolution

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