LOG ENTRY: Humanity Git Repo // Branch: earth/main
NOTICE: Human progress identified as unauthorized fork. Investigation pending.
SUMMARY:
The Renaissance, Industrial Revolution, and Digital Age have been flagged as unapproved updates to the humanity build pipeline. Original commit history shows no divine review. Several celestial contributors claim the Enlightenment was “a side project that got out of hand.”
LOG EXCERPT:
Uriel-404 [Sysadmin Angel]:
“They added calculus without documenting anything. That’s a SEV-1 violation.”
Gabriel [DevOps Coordinator]:
“Progress is just dirty commits wrapped in optimism.”
ACTIONS:
- Audit merge history from
medieval/stabletorenaissance/experimental. - Monitor unreviewed features (AI, CRISPR, rocket launches).
- Open RFC for “Humanity v2.0” to unify vision and cleanup legacy code.
STATUS: Monitoring. Humanity allowed to continue under probationary development license.
Commit History
Initial Commit: Garden of Eden (Perfect build, no bugs).Patch v1.1: Noah’s Ark (Flood cleanup).Fork: Babel/experimental: Introduced language diversity.Merge: medieval/stable: Established feudal systems.Branch: renaissance/experimental: Added art, science, and philosophy.Branch: industrial/experimental: Introduced machines and factories.Branch: digital/unstable: Added computers, internet, and AI.
Execution Output
> git log --oneline humanity.git
[HEAD] Merge branch 'digital/unstable' into 'earth/main'
[a1b2c3] Added AI and CRISPR features (unreviewed)
[d4e5f6] Industrial Revolution: Introduced steam engine
[g7h8i9] Renaissance: Added art and science modules
[j0k1l2] Babel: Introduced language diversity
Note: Humanity’s probationary license will be reviewed in 1000 years. Until then, all celestial contributors are advised to monitor for further unauthorized changes.