The story of Cain and Abel is one of the earliest recorded DevOps conflicts
LOG EXCERPT
Two devs submitted sacrifices:
- Abel: YAML via Kubernetes. Passed.
- Cain: JSON via FTP. Linter failed.
[INFO] abel.yaml -> 200 OK
[INFO] Offering accepted. Deploying blessings...
[ERROR] cain.json -> 400 Bad Offering
[WARN] Linter: Missing required field "humility".
[FATAL] abel.service terminated. Reason: SIGKILL (Cain)
Moderation: Cain banned. Violation TOS 4.6.a
System: "Where is your brother?"
Cain: "Am I my process monitor?"
ACTION ITEMS
- Implement stricter validation for JSON offerings.
- Add real-time monitoring for unauthorized service terminations.
- Conduct conflict resolution training for all contributors.