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Faith vs Works Pull Request image Faith vs Works Pull Request

2025-05-08 12:00:00 +0000

In the divine repository, the debate between faith and works has reached the pull request stage.

Here’s how the team is handling the refactor…


Pull Request: Refactor Salvation Logic
Author: Paul-dev
Branch: faith-solo-auth

Streamlines salvation pipeline via faith. Removes legacy works-based checks.

James-dev:

But what about:

// Pull Request: Refactor Salvation Logic
// Author: Paul-dev
// Branch: faith-solo-auth
// Streamlines salvation pipeline via faith. Removes legacy works-based checks.
if (faith && !works) {
    throw new Error('FaithWithoutWorksException');
}

Uriel-404:

Faith works in staging. Prod expects both. Merge doctrine.json first.

System Bot:

Tests failed:

Jesus (codeOwner):

“Love one another. That should cover it.”

In the end, the pull request was merged with a hotfix from Jesus, ensuring that love remains the ultimate dependency.


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