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Legacy Fork Conflict: PaganOS image Legacy Fork Conflict: PaganOS

2025-05-10 12:00:00 +0000

[SYSTEM AUDIT LOG - PAGANOS v2.3.7-preOlympian]

Status: DEGRADED
Issue: Conflicting deities, redundant services, namespace collisions
Affected Modules: olympus.gods.*, capitoline.dei.*, prophecy.engine, offerings.handler


SUMMARY

The ancient PaganOS platform—once a loosely federated polytheistic system—continues to exhibit unresolved forking issues between the Greek (OlympusBranch) and Roman (CapitolineFork) subsystems. Audit detected multiple services claiming authority over the same divine functions (e.g., war, love, sea, death) with different labels and rituals.


REDUNDANCY REPORT

Function Greek Daemon Roman Daemon Conflict Status
war ares.service mars.service Running in parallel (duplication)
love aphrodite.sock venus.sock Split user sessions
sea poseidon.exe neptune.exe Competing tidal control
death hades.d pluto.d Fork bomb risk detected
sky/thunder zeus.sh jupiter.sh Environmental variable overwrite
wine/partying dionysus.pid bacchus.pid Background process loop
wisdom athena.pkg minerva.pkg Package conflict: “divine-strategy”
forge/tools hephaestus-cli vulcan-cli Binary collision in /usr/bin/forgegod

KNOWN ISSUES


ERROR SAMPLE

> invoking aphrodite.sock --bless-session
ERROR: Multiple handlers detected. Please specify --pantheon=greek|roman

> systemctl status hades.d
WARNING: Deprecated. Use pluto.d for compliance with post-Augustan standards.

> ./jupiter.sh --initiate-lightning
ENV_WARNING: 'zeus.sh' already set global variable SKY_DOMINION. Overwriting...

RECOMMENDATION

  1. Namespace Refactor: Consolidate shared roles under god.of.<domain> abstraction layer.
  2. Fork Merging: Initiate reconciliation protocol (PantheonSync) to align identities.
  3. Deprecate Duplicate Services: Preserve under museum.mode for legacy emulation.
  4. User Guidance Update: Include strict command-line flags (--pantheon, --ritual, --sacrifice-format) to avoid ambiguity.
  5. Lock RitualHandler to one canonical .init file to avoid dual-loading corruption.

COMMENTS

“Honestly, just pick one. Nobody cares if your storm god wears a toga or a chiton. Stop opening duplicate tickets.”


ACTION ITEM

Scheduled merge audit during upcoming solstice. Expect divine reboots, ritual cold starts, and possible emergence of unregistered minor deities.



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