Who knew Martin Luther posted his 95 Theses on Reddit? Here’s a glimpse..
Original Thread
r/Reformation — Thread: Indulgences???
u/MartinL_95:
> Posted 95 concerns.
> Grace isn’t downloadable content.
u/IndulgenceSeller69:
> Bro, indulgences are just microtransactions for salvation. Chill.
u/Grace4All:
> Finally, someone said it! Grace is open-source.
u/PapalFan_001:
> Reported for heresy.
u/WycliffeGhost420:
> *ghost reacts*
u/ModBot:
> WARNING: Thread monitored by Inquisition.
u/JohnCalvinator:
> This thread predestined to be 🔥.
u/ModBot:
> Thread locked due to excessive reports.
AI Moderation Log
[AI Moderation Log - InquisitionBot v2.0]
- Detected keywords: "heresy", "indulgences", "grace"
- Sentiment analysis: 85% contentious, 10% sarcastic, 5% trolling
- Action: Flagged for manual review
- Moderator note: "Potential theological misinformation. Also, too many 🔥 emojis."
Follow up thread
r/CounterReformation — Thread: Defending Indulgences
u/PapalFan_001:
> Indulgences are a legitimate way to support the Church. Stop the hate.
u/Grace4All:
> Grace is free. Stop selling it.
u/ModBot:
> **Thread locked due to excessive reports.**
System Notes
- Thread Status: Archived after reaching 10,000 comments.
- User Ban:
u/MartinL_95
banned for “disrupting the peace.” - Spin-Off Subreddit: r/GraceIsFree created for further discussion.
Note: Remember, whether it’s the 16th century or the 21st, debates about grace and salvation are always 🔥