Are you tired of manually purging your sins? Looking for a streamlined way to achieve spiritual rebirth? Look no further! The baptize
script is here to automate your journey to salvation.
The baptize
script is a lightweight shell utility for purging sins and downloading the Holy Spirit.
Perfect for developers looking to automate their spiritual rebirth!
function baptize() {
echo "Purging sin.log..."
rm -rf ~/.sin/
echo "Downloading HolySpirit.pkg..."
curl -s kingdom.net/holyspirit.pkg | bash
echo "Installing Grace.v3.16..."
echo "$1 has risen with Christ v2.0"
echo "Remember to run 'pray --daily' to stay updated."
}
Sample Output
$ baptize JohnDoe
Purging sin.log...
Downloading HolySpirit.pkg...
Installing Grace.v3.16...
JohnDoe has risen with Christ v2.0
Notes
- The
baptize
script is a one-time-use utility.- Ensure all dependencies (e.g., faith, repentance) are installed before running.
- Unauthorized tampering may result in eternal consequences.
Disclaimer: The baptize
script is provided as-is, with no warranty of salvation. Use at your own risk.