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2025-05-16 10:00:00 +0000

Are you tired of manually purging your sins? Looking for a streamlined way to achieve spiritual rebirth? Look no further! The baptize script is here to automate your journey to salvation.


The baptize script is a lightweight shell utility for purging sins and downloading the Holy Spirit.

Perfect for developers looking to automate their spiritual rebirth!

function baptize() {
  echo "Purging sin.log..."
  rm -rf ~/.sin/
  echo "Downloading HolySpirit.pkg..."
  curl -s kingdom.net/holyspirit.pkg | bash
  echo "Installing Grace.v3.16..."
  echo "$1 has risen with Christ v2.0"
  echo "Remember to run 'pray --daily' to stay updated."
}

Sample Output

$ baptize JohnDoe
Purging sin.log...
Downloading HolySpirit.pkg...
Installing Grace.v3.16...
JohnDoe has risen with Christ v2.0

Notes

Disclaimer: The baptize script is provided as-is, with no warranty of salvation. Use at your own risk.


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