#prod-ops
10:00 AM system: burning_bush has joined the channel
10:01 AM burning_bush: ...hello?
10:02 AM burning_bush: moses.moses
10:03 AM moses: uh, yes? who is this?
10:04 AM burning_bush: take off your Crocs, for the folder you are standing in is /holy_ground
10:05 AM system: burning_bush has changed the channel topic to "🔥🔥🔥"
10:06 AM GOD: WHO DEPLOYED TO PROD?
10:07 AM moses: not me, I was just debugging the plagues
10:08 AM GOD: THEN WHY IS THERE A BURNING BUSH WITH WRITE ACCESS
10:09 AM uriel-404 [system]: 🔥
burning_bush has been pinned by GOD10:10 AM GOD: I AM WHO I AM
10:11 AM moses: ...is that your username or your status?
10:12 AM GOD: YES
10:13 AM moses: do you want me to file a ticket or just... stand here?
10:14 AM GOD: go to Pharaoh. tell him to rollback the Israelite change set.
10:15 AM moses: that sounds like prod access
10:16 AM GOD: I HAVE ROOT
10:17 AM uriel-404 [system]: 🚨 sabbath-deploy.yaml blocked by GOD
10:18 AM aaron: anyone else smell smoke?
10:19 AM GOD: I AM still typing...
:eyes: moses reacted with :fire:
:scroll: GOD pinned a message: "do not deploy on Sabbath"
10:20 AM system: burning_bush has left the channel (connection terminated: holy ground reached max temperature)
Access Control Note:
burning_bush’s access revoked due to excessive fire hazards. Incident logged as “miracle or misconfiguration?”