# incident-0001: Sudo Rights Granted – ST.PETER_GATEWAYFiled by: Uriel-404, Access Control Engineer (Probationary)
Log Entry
[ACCESS REQUEST RECEIVED]
User: simon_peter
Request: Sudo access to HeavenOps gateway services
Request Type: Direct appointment from root
[REVIEW OVERRIDDEN BY ROOT]
→ Direct command issued by user: jesus (UID 0)
→ Message: "Upon this rock, I will build my Church. Give him full access."
→ Authentication bypassed via divine authority token
▶️ Apostolic MFA Check: ✅
▶️ Faith Continuity Tests: ✅
▶️ Miracle Verification: Fishing productivity patch v2.0 confirmed
[PR TO CORE DOCTRINE REPO]
Title: `Grant-Sudo: peter -> ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: ALL`
Merged by: jesus (root)
Message: `"Feed my sheep. Also restart the prod servers."`
Access Control Decision
✅ GRANTED: SUDOERS ENTRY ADDED
User: simon_peter
ALL=(ALL) NOPASSWD: ALL
Authorized by: Root (jesus)
Commentary from Uriel-404
“I usually block privilege escalations that fast, but when root speaks, even I can’t stall. He didn’t even open a ticket, just… looked at me.”
🗝️ Notes from Access Control
- St. Peter = First canonical sudo user
- Command to Heaven’s Gates granted without audit trail
- Keys literally handed over (see
/var/heaven/keys/kingdom.pem) -
PRs are immutable when approved by root
> sudo su - st.peter
# heaven-gateway restart --graceful
Restarting… done.
Log: "Peace be with you."
⚠️ Note: Misuse of sudo access may result in temporary denial at the pearly gates. Repeated offenses logged under
/logs/apostasy.err.