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Cloud of Glory Deployment Ritual

# Cloud of Glory Deployment Ritual
# Releases miracles via the Ethereal Kubernetes cluster.
name: Continuous Deployment
on:
  workflow_dispatch:
  push:
    branches:
      - main
jobs:
  deploy-to-cloud:
    runs-on: throne-hosted
    steps:
      - name: Summon Miracle Artifacts
        uses: actions/checkout@v4
      - name: Deploy to Cloud of Glory
        run: |
          echo "Ascending miracles to the cloud of glory..."
          echo "Notifying cherubim for post-deployment blessings..."
          echo "Deployment status: MIRACULOUS (or flagged for divine intervention)"


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