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faith-failover.yml

name: Faith Failover Protocol
on:
  workflow_dispatch:
  schedule:
    - cron: '0 0 * * 0' # Weekly divine check
  issues:
    types: [opened, labeled]

jobs:
  contain:
    name: Immediate Containment
    runs-on: ethereal-k8s
    steps:
      - name: Redirect Non-Urgent Prayers
        run: |
          echo "Redirecting all non-urgent prayers to Deferred Miracles Processing (miracle-backlog.md)"
          faithctl reroute --priority=low --target=miracle-backlog

  mitigate:
    name: Mitigation
    needs: contain
    runs-on: ethereal-k8s
    steps:
      - name: Scale Ethereal Kubernetes Pods
        run: |
          echo "Spinning up additional pods for priority interventions"
          kubectl scale deployment/prayer-processing --replicas=144

  resolve:
    name: Resolution
    needs: mitigate
    runs-on: ethereal-k8s
    steps:
      - name: Adjust Miracle Prioritization Algorithms
        run: |
          echo "Optimizing miracle request prioritization to prevent overcommitment"
          faithctl optimize --blessing=unique

  postmortem:
    name: Postmortem & Logging
    needs: resolve
    runs-on: ethereal-k8s
    steps:
      - name: Log Actions for Metatron's Incident Board
        run: |
          echo "Logging all actions for postmortem review"
          faithctl log --incident=faith-failover
      - name: Reference Miracle Backlog
        run: |
          echo "See also: miracle-backlog.md"


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