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Linting Angels Ritual

# Linting Angels Ritual
# Ensures prophecy syntax and spiritual purity before miracles are merged.
name: Divine Linting
on:
  pull_request:
    paths:
      - '**/*.prophecy.md'
      - '**/*.miracle.yml'
jobs:
  angelic-lint:
    runs-on: cherubim-hosted
    steps:
      - name: Summon Prophecy Scrolls
        uses: actions/checkout@v4
      - name: Invoke Linting Angels
        run: |
          echo "Examining prophecies for forbidden syntax..."
          echo "Purifying whitespace and aligning with sacred style guides..."
          echo "Prophecy status: SANCTIFIED (or returned for penance)"


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