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Metatron Incident Report

A running log of all unauthorized API calls, compliance breaches, and incident reviews.

Date Angel Incident Description Status
2025-07-01 Michael Unscheduled lightning strike Resolved
2025-06-28 Gabriel Unauthorized blessing deployment Under Review
2025-06-15 Uriel API call outside change window Resolved

For full details, see the compliance-logs/ directory.



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