Miracle Backlog
Welcome to the Divine Deferred Miracles Queue! Here, non-urgent or overflow miracle requests await their moment of glory. Please check your faith quota and SLA before submitting a support ticket.
| Miracle Request | Requestor | Priority | Status | Reason for Deferral |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rain for Crops (Bethlehem) | Farmer123 | Low | Queued | Awaiting Compliance Review |
| WiFi in the Wilderness | Moses | Medium | Deferred | Insufficient Faith Quota |
| Plague of Locusts Rollback | Pharaoh | Low | Blocked | Blocked by Metatron (pending audit) |
| Instant Bread Multiplication | Apostle007 | High | Queued | Resource Contention |
| Angelic Debugging (Prod) | Michael | Medium | Queued | Pending Peer Review |
| Water into Wine (Wedding) | Mary | High | Deferred | Blocked by Legacy Scroll Migration |
Backlog Grooming Workflow
- Daily Standup: Gabriel reviews the queue for miracles with expired SLAs.
- Faith Quota Check: Automated script adjusts priorities based on current faith reserves.
- Compliance Sweep: Uriel audits for heretical or duplicate requests.
- Deployment: Approved miracles are moved to the active pipeline for divine intervention.
“All things are possible, but some require additional approvals.”
For urgent miracles, please escalate via #blessing-reviews on AngelSlack.