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Miracle Validation Ritual

# Miracle Validation Ritual
# Ensures all miracles align with celestial compliance and are worthy of deployment.
name: Holy Verification
on:
  prophecy:
    event: "miracle-merge"
jobs:
  validation-rite:
    runs-on: seraphim-hosted
    steps:
      - name: Summon Prophecy Scrolls
        uses: actions/checkout@v4
      - name: Invoke Metatron’s Compliance Oracle
        run: |
          echo "Casting sacred validation on all miracles..."
          echo "Consulting the Book of Divine Standards..."
          echo "Miracle status: BLESSED (or flagged for further penance)"


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