pre-deploy.bless (Git Hook)
This sacred pre-push incantation is issued by the HeavenOps Bureau of Compliance. Place the blessed pre-deploy.bless scroll in your .git/hooks/ directory and ensure it is executable by the angels (and your CI/CD pipeline).
#!/bin/sh
# HeavenOps Bureau of Compliance: pre-deploy.bless
# This sacred script ensures all code is pure before ascending to the remote repository.
# Divine Audit: Scan for forbidden incantations
if git diff --cached | grep -E 'eldritch|apocalypse|summon'; then
echo "\033[31m[HeavenOps] Forbidden incantation detected in commit!\033[0m"
exit 1
fi
# Divine Audit: No TODOs shall pass
if git diff --cached | grep -i 'TODO'; then
echo "\033[33m[HeavenOps] Thou shalt not push with TODOs!\033[0m"
exit 1
fi
# Blessing Complete
echo "\033[32m[HeavenOps] Commit is blessed. Proceed with the push!\033[0m"
exit 0
“Blessed are those who lint, for their code shall inherit the cloud.”