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Burning Bush Joins #prod-ops

2025-05-27 12:00:03 +0000

Channel: #prod-ops

system 10:00 AM

burning_bush has joined the channel

burning_bush 10:01 AM

…hello?

burning_bush 10:02 AM

moses.moses

moses 10:03 AM

uh, yes? who is this?

burning_bush 10:04 AM

take off your Crocs, for the folder you are standing in is /holy_ground

system 10:05 AM

burning_bush has changed the channel topic to “🔥🔥🔥”

god 10:06 AM

WHO DEPLOYED TO PROD?

moses 10:07 AM

not me, I was just debugging the plagues

god 10:08 AM

THEN WHY IS THERE A BURNING BUSH WITH WRITE ACCESS

uriel-404 [system] 10:09 AM

🔥 burning_bush has been pinned by GOD

god 10:10 AM

I AM WHO I AM

moses 10:11 AM

…is that your username or your status?

god 10:12 AM

YES

moses 10:13 AM

do you want me to file a ticket or just… stand here?

god 10:14 AM

go to Pharaoh. tell him to rollback the Israelite change set.

moses 10:15 AM

that sounds like prod access

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Access Control Note:
burning_bush’s access revoked due to excessive fire hazards. Incident logged as “miracle or misconfiguration?”