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Easter Regression Test image Easter Regression Test

2025-04-19 00:00:00 +0000

Resurrection Regression Suite

Environment: Earth v0.8.7
Trigger: Crucifixion Fault Event (CFE)
Recovery Target: messiah-core-v1.0


Test Case Log

// resurrection.test.ts

describe("Core Resurrection Workflow", () => {
  it("should successfully reinitialize primary savior module after fatal exception", async () => {
    const result = await deployFromGrave('messiah-core-v1.0');
    expect(result.status).toBe("Alive");
    expect(result.verificationToken).toBeValid();
  });

  it("should log 'He is risen' within 3 time units", () => {
    const logs = getCelestialLogs();
    expect(logs).toContain("He is risen");
    expect(logs.timestamp).toBeLessThan(72); // hours
  });

  it("should retain memory of previous execution state (miracles, teachings, betrayal)", async () => {
    const memory = await restoreSoulCache('messiah-core');
    expect(memory.includes('beatitudes')).toBe(true);
    expect(memory.includes('last_supper')).toBe(true);
  });
});

DevOps Release Note


Slack Thread

Channel: #resurrection-tests
gabriel's avatar gabriel Sun 6:12AM
Test tomb reports empty. System live again.
uriel-404's avatar uriel-404 6:13AM
So resurrection workflow didn’t fail this time?
gabriel's avatar gabriel 6:13AM
No errors. Memory intact. Scar artifacts preserved. Log shows Messiah-Core-Restored.
michael's avatar michael 6:14AM
Test case passed. Eternal life now reproducible. We pushing to production?
uriel-404's avatar uriel-404 6:14AM
Already in staging. Give it 40 days.

#ci/cd #easter #gabriel #michael #postmortem #regression #resurrection #testing #uriel

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