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Exodus Code Snippet

2025-06-23 08:00:00 +0000

A TypeScript implementation of the Exodus migration, featuring divine interventions like plagues and sea-splitting to ensure a successful journey.

Exodus Code Snippet image
const plagues = [
  { id: 1, name: 'WaterToBlood', severity: 'mild' },
  { id: 2, name: 'Frogs', severity: 'moderate' },
  { id: 10, name: 'DeathOfFirstborn', severity: 'critical' }
];

// Function to trigger the migration process
function triggerMigration() {
  if (pharaoh.resists) {
    // Apply plagues to convince Pharaoh
    applyPlagues(plagues);
  }

  // Part the sea for safe passage
  splitSea();
  
  // Deploy the Israelites to the Promised Land
  deployTo('PromisedLand');
  return 'Migration Successful';
}

Console Log

Applying plague: WaterToBlood… Success

Applying plague: Frogs… Success

Applying plague: DeathOfFirstborn… Critical impact

Splitting the sea… Done

Deploying to PromisedLand… Migration Successful


#exodus #typescript #migration #plague

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