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Unauthorized Fork: Golden Plates Edition

2025-06-13 08:00:00 +0000

Unauthorized prophecy extraction triggers a celestial DMCA takedown and legal audit of the golden plates fork.

Unauthorized Fork: Golden Plates Edition image

Incident Report #LP-1820

Filed by: angelic-legal@divine.dev
Date: April 6, 1830
Defendant: smith.joseph@goldenplates.net
Violation: Intellectual property breach — unauthorized prophecy extraction


Summary

An uncredentialed prophet candidate accessed /eternal/vaults/messianic-forks/ using deprecated seer-stone CLI and offline golden-plate-parser.

No pull request was submitted. No divine audit log shows credentialed access. Content was subsequently deployed under the project DoctrineOS: Latter-Day Fork.


Tools Detected

- seer-stone (v1.3.7, unsigned)
- golden-plate-parser (offline-mode)
- angelic-vision-middleware (unsupported)

Unauthorized Access Attempt

# Deprecated tool usage detected
seer-stone --vault /eternal/vaults/messianic-forks/ --mode offline --user smith.joseph
# Warning: Access denied. Divine audit log not found.

Failed Pull Request

git checkout -b doctrineos-latter-day-fork
git commit -am "feat: add new prophecy layer"
git push origin doctrineos-latter-day-fork
# error: remote: Divine approval required. No merge request submitted.

Disputed Outcome

Latter-Day DoctrineOS deployed without merge request or attribution.
Root Messiah endpoint signature missing.


Slack Thread

Channel: #prophecy-legal
uriel-404's avatar uriel-404 14:03
Who gave him prophecy read access?
michael's avatar michael 14:04
He claims it was an angel.
gabriel's avatar gabriel 14:05
Doesn’t pass signature verification.
legal-bot's avatar legal-bot 14:06
Issuing takedown.

DMCA Takedown Notice

To: smith.joseph@goldenplates.net
Re: Unlicensed derivative of Divine Messaging Stack

You are hereby instructed to cease distribution of Latter-Day assets derived from restricted prophecy layers. Further unauthorized miracle claims may result in eternal throttling.

Filed: /eternal/logs/ip-disputes/1830_lp1820.md


Lessons Learned


#devops #parody #mormonism #fork #takedown #legal #uriel #michael #gabriel #legal-bot

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