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Aftermath: Last Supper Slack Thread image Aftermath: Last Supper Slack Thread

2025-04-17 12:00:00 +0000

💬 Slack Thread

Channel: #messiah-core
peter's avatar peter 21:12
Can we talk about what just happened?
john's avatar john 21:13
Still trying to process the ‘one of you will betray me’ drop…
thomas's avatar thomas 21:14
I thought that was metaphorical. Was that not metaphorical?
judas's avatar judas 21:15
It’s complicated.
jesus's avatar jesus 21:15
It’s literal.
andrew's avatar andrew 21:16
The bread was amazing, though.
peter's avatar peter 21:17
I panicked. I said I didn’t know him. That was BEFORE the rooster even logged in.
jesus's avatar jesus 21:17
I timestamped the prophecy.
judas's avatar judas 21:18
So is this like… a soft fork? Or am I out?
jesus's avatar jesus 21:18
You handed off the credentials, Judas.
judas's avatar judas 21:19
There was silver! And pressure! And I thought we were agile!
john's avatar john 21:20
You stood up mid-meal and rage quit. It wasn’t agile.
thomas's avatar thomas 21:21
Wait, are we not meeting again tomorrow?
jesus's avatar jesus 21:22
Tomorrow is… complicated. I’ll be offline by morning.
peter's avatar peter 21:23
I’m gonna fix this. I swear. Just point me to the repo.
jesus's avatar jesus 21:24
It’s already been pushed. The merge is coming.

Final status: supper.log archived, repo sealed, prophecy pipeline initialized.


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