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Mandatory Onsite: The Last Supper image Mandatory Onsite: The Last Supper

2025-04-17 10:00:00 +0000

๐Ÿ“… Calendar Invite

Event: MessiahOS Q1 Offsite โ€“ Final Alignment Supper
Location: Upper Room, Jerusalem Campus
Time: Thursday, 7:00 PM (pre-crucifixion window)
Mandatory: YES

Attendees:


๐Ÿงพ Meeting Agenda

1. Bread & Wine Refactoring Ceremony (led by jesus@messiah.dev)
2. Betrayal Forecasting (Judas status: pending...)
3. Footwashing Policy โ€” HR requires clarification
4. Final Deployment Strategy: Crucifixion โ†’ Resurrection pipeline
5. Guest Contributor Access โ€” denied to Roman agents

๐Ÿ’ฌ Slack Thread

Channel: #messiah-core
jesus's avatar jesus 18:12
Meeting tonight. Upper room. Bring your whole selves.
peter's avatar peter 18:13
Iโ€™ll bring bread. I wonโ€™t deny this meeting happens.
judas's avatar judas 18:14
Running late. Had an ops syncโ€ฆ unrelated.
thomas's avatar thomas 18:15
Is this the real final supper or is there a follow-up calendar hold?
jesus's avatar jesus 18:16
This is the one. After this, I go into silent mode.
john's avatar john 18:17
Can confirmโ€ฆ love the energy.
jesus's avatar jesus 18:18
One of you is going to backstab the repo.
judas's avatar judas 18:18
lol why me tho?

๐Ÿท Notes from the Table

โ€œDo this in memory of me.โ€ โ€“ jesus@messiah.dev


#betrayal #jesus #judas #lastsupper #messiahos #peter #teamonsite #thomas #john

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