🚨 Miracle alert
Adler Hash: 1c040e85
Incident: Unexpected system recovery after extended downtime. Resurrection protocol triggered by root command.
System Recovery — Bethany Node
Event ID: MIR-005-LAZARUS
Node: lazarus.service
Downtime: 4 days
Event Trigger: Command issued: come.forth
System Logs
[ERROR] lazarus.service status: inactive (dead)
[INFO] Jesus command: 'come forth'
[RESTART] signal sent to tomb-container
[INFO] lazarus.service: active (running)
[WARN] system reports: "he stinketh"
Postmortem: Uriel-404 Commentary
“That’s not how reboot works.
Four days of downtime and still no data loss.
I logged it under ‘Experimental Resurrection Protocol v1’.”
Status: Active
Severity: Miracle-Class
Next Steps: None. Let him speak.