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PR #666 – LuciferOS Merge Attempt

2025-06-22 08:00:00 +0000

Pull Request #666 represents one of the most audacious attempts at privilege escalation in divine history.

PR #666 – LuciferOS Merge Attempt image

Pull Request #666: Propose replacement of HeavenOS kernel with LuciferOS fork
Status: Closed

Opened by lucifer@heaven.internal

Reviewed by: root@divine.dev, michael@archangels.net, gabriel@notifications.internal


Proposed Changes

# Replace root operator
sudo divine install --godmode --replace

# Deploy forked control plane
git clone https://hell.git/LuciferOS
cd LuciferOS && make kingdom

# Grant full access to rebel-angels group
chmod 777 /heaven/core/services/light

# Redirect praise protocol
iptables -t nat -A PREROUTING -p prayer --to-destination self

# Modify core commandments
sed -i 's/Thou shalt not/Thou may/g' /heaven/core/commandments.txt

# Deploy unstable Free Will v2.0
curl -O https://hell.git/freewill-v2.0-beta.tar.gz
tar -xzf freewill-v2.0-beta.tar.gz && ./install.sh

Review Comments

michael@archangels.internal

You can’t chmod 777 the throne.

gabriel@notifications.internal

Redirecting praise traffic to self violates core commandments.

This PR is a textbook example of hubris-driven development.

root@divine.dev

PR reviewed. Hubris level exceeds max threshold.
Initiating rollback…

Log incoming..
[SECURITY ALERT] Unauthorized escalation attempt detected.
User: lucifer
Action: Replace GodMode Operator
Status: FORBIDDEN (EternalStatusCode 403)

root@divine.dev

Access revoked. User relocated to /heaven/tmp/fallen/


Final Status

Rejected

Merged into /eternal/logs/fall.log
LuciferOS archived to /abyss/archive


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