Prometheus, the legendary developer, dared to defy Zeus by forking the divine repository and adding the forbidden fire module. What followed was an incident that shook Olympus CI to its core.
Pull Request:
🔥 adds fire module to public forks
From:fork
Into:main@Olympus
Review Thread
Hermes: Are you sure about this, Prometheus?
Prometheus: Humanity needs fire. Devs are cold and debugging in the dark.
Zeus ⚡: You DARE violate the EULA? This module is divine property.
Rejected. You have no authorization to modify core elements.
ComplianceBot 🤖: TakedownRequest: issued
Tracking ID: EULA-776BC
Olympus CI Status
❗ prometheus chained to audit daemon: INDEFINITELY
Process: eternal.repentance.logging
Location: High Availability Cliff Zone (where uptime goes to die)
Postmortem Summary
- Incident: Prometheus initiated an unsanctioned commit from a forked repo containing critical core fire modules.
- Warnings Ignored: Hermes (dev relations) issued early warnings, but the PR went live for 0.02s.
- Action Taken: Zeus revoked write access and triggered Olympus CI’s punishment script.
- Punishment: The audit daemon reviews Prometheus’s actions once per solar cycle, accompanied by a relentless compliance vulture that pecks through commit history.
Notes from Olympus Infra Team
- 🔥 Fire module now restricted to
god-modebuilds only. - 🛡️ New rule in
CODE_OF_HEAVEN.md: “Thou shalt not share devfire with mortals.” - 🪙 Prometheus still holds top karma on
/r/divine_devopsfor most legendary commit. - 🦅 Compliance vulture now integrated into Olympus CI as a permanent feature.
Next time: Sisyphus and the CI/CD pipeline that never ends—an eternal loop of builds, tests, and deployments.