#celestial-ops Slack thread starts - Timestamp: 9:42 AM Eternity Time
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uriel-404
9:42AM
Metatron, we need to talk. Again.
This is the sixth time this aeon you’ve updated the documentation for the documentation.
I just spent 3 hours reading your
This is the sixth time this aeon you’ve updated the documentation for the documentation.
I just spent 3 hours reading your
README_README_FINAL_FINAL_v3.md.
9:43AM
Clarity is sacred, Uriel.
I’m merely ensuring that every line of code is preceded by its historical context, theological impact, and celestial justification.
Would you like a link to the changelog summary?
I’m merely ensuring that every line of code is preceded by its historical context, theological impact, and celestial justification.
Would you like a link to the changelog summary?
uriel-404
9:44AM
I already read the changelog summary.
It linked to a 47-page scroll titled
It linked to a 47-page scroll titled
Why We Changed the Font in Section 2.1.1-b.
michael.ops
9:45AM
Hah! I tried printing it once. The printer dematerialized out of frustration.
uriel-404
9:46AM
Half our infra alerts are now just recursive doc reference loops.
I opened an incident ticket and it redirected me to
I opened an incident ticket and it redirected me to
See Appendix C: Handling Appendix Loops.
gabriel.devrel
9:47AM
Metatron, you’re documenting faster than the universe can generate bugs.